Brief/Email eines engl. Freundes... (in Englisch)

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Brief/Email eines mir unbekannten Freundes.... für alle, die gerne lachen und sich an solchen Dingen erfreuen können...:

DEAR FRIEND,

WITH A VERY DESPERATE NEED FOR ASSISTANCE, I HAVE SUMMED UP COURAGE TO CONTACT YOU. I AM PRESENTLY WORKING IN IRAQ
WITH AN INTERNATIONAL ORGANIZATION, THAT I WILL DISCLOSE LATER TO YOU; I FOUND YOUR CONTACT PARTICULARS IN AN ADDRESS
JOURNAL.

I AM SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE TO EVACUATE THE SUM OF $15m TO YOUR COUNTRY OR ANY OTHER SAFE COUNTRY OF YOUR CHOICE,
AS FAR AS I CAN BE ASSURED THAT MY SHARE WILL BE SAFE IN YOUR CARE  UNTIL I COMPLETE MY SERVICE HERE. THIS IS NOT STOLEN
MONEY, AND THERE ARE NO DANGERS INVOLVED.

SOURCE OF MONEY: SOME MONEY IN VARIOUS CURRENCIES WAS DISCOVERED CONCEALED IN BARRELS  WITH PILES OF WEAPONS AND
AMMUNITIONS AT A LOCATION NEAR ONE OF SADDAM' SOLD PALACES DURING A RESCUE OPERATION, AND IT WAS AGREED BY ALL PARTY
PRESENT THAT THE MONEY BE SHARED AMONGST US, THIS WAS QUITE AN ILLEGAL THING TO DO, BUT I TELL YOU WHAT? NO
COMPENSATION CAN MAKE UP FOR THE RISKS WE HAVE TAKEN WITH OUR LIVES IN THIS HELL HOLE.THE ABOVE FIGURE WAS GIVEN TO
ME AS MY SHARE, AND TO CONCEAL THIS KIND OF MONEY BECAME A PROBLEM FOR ME, SO WITH THE HELP OF A GERMAN CONTACT
WORKING HERE, AND HIS OFFICE ENJOYS SOME IMMUNITY WITH THE UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION,  I WAS ABLE TO GET THE PACKAGE
OUT TO A SAFE LOCATION ENTIRELY OUT OF TROUBLE SPOT.

THOUGH HE DOES NOT KNOW THE REAL CONTENTS OF THE PACKAGE, AND BELIEVES THAT IT BELONGS TO AN ASIAN AMERICAN WHO DIED
IN AN AIR RAID, AND  BEFORE GIVING UP, TRUSTED ME TO HAND OVER THE PACKAGE TO HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE.I HAVE NOW FOUND
A SECURED WAY OF GETTING THE PACKAGE OUT TO A SAFER COUNTRY THROUGH DIPLOMATIC COURIER MEANS FOR YOU TO PICK IT UP,
AND WILL DISCUSS THIS WITH YOU WHEN I AM SURE THAT YOU ARE WILLING TO ASSIST ME.ONE PASSIONATE APPEAL I WILL MAKE TO YOU
IS NOT TO DISCUSS THIS MATTER WITH A THIRD PARTY, SHOULD YOU HAVE REASONS TO REJECT THIS OFFER, PLEASE DESTROY THIS MAIL
AS ANY LEAKAGE OF THIS INFORMATION WILL BE TOO BAD FOR US.

I DO NOT KNOW FOR HOW LONG WE WILL REMAIN HERE, AND I HAVE SURVIVED 2 SUICIDE BOMB ATTACKS BY THE SPECIAL GRACE OF GOD,
THIS AND OTHER REASONS  I WILL MENTION LATER HAS PROMPTED ME TO REACH OUT FOR HELP, I HONESTLY WANT THIS MATTER TO BE
RESOLVED IMMEDIATELY.

PLEASE CONTACT ME THROUGH MY EMAIL SO WE CAN DISCUSS MORE. Email:frank_williamsgt@yahoo.com.ph


RESPECTFULLY,

SGT.FRANK WILLIAMS
FROM IRAQ.

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ich überlege grad, was dümmer und nerviger ist: spam oder das wiederholen und diskutieren von spam.
 
Derlei Nigeriascam findet sich seit Jahrzehnten in allen moeglichen Varianten in jeder Mailbox.
 
naja,

lange nicht mehr so eine lustige mail "gelesen". Lesen tu ich sowas ja sonst nicht ;D
 
Ja, besser als "mein" Email... zumindest war mein Mail an mich "persönlich" gerichtet... wobei... da wird wohl jemand gedacht haben, dass ich so blöd bin, wie ich wohl aussehe... ;(
 
LOL :D

Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555
Misau Street
PMB 437
Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA

Dear Mr. Sir,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home....
 
Jetzt schick dem guten Mann doch mal nen paar Euro. Dann kann er sich wenigstens eine Tastatur ohne klemmende Shift Taste kaufen ;)
 
Habe ich das richtig verstanden, dass der arme Major Tunde sich noch im Weltall befindet und gerne nach Hause möchte?
 
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